A home for old bathtubs.....

Fereday and I spent a couple of hours yesterday weeding on a friend's allotment. I haven't been on an allotment since living at 'husband the first's' mother's house, a period I have largely blocked out of my memory, so I don't really recall what it was like... so, my first outing onto a proper allotment site was really great. Here's some things I noticed:- an old bathtub is completely de rigeur, those who have them treat them with studied disdain (like owning a Merc, but never cleaning it), while looking down on those who don't.... those who don't have one look on with barely concealed envy....- sheds come in all shapes and sizes... and are made of all sorts of bits and pieces....- the Health and Safety Executive clearly treats allotment sites as a no-go area, bit like the police in Leeds treat Chapeltown.... I saw precariously high piles of bricks.... the bathtubs were deep enough to drown a child and had no safety mesh!....- old doors can be made into fences... the English really seem to have something about fencing off a little patch of land... there's no 'common land' on the allotments, it's really like a representation of old England in alot of ways, each allotment holder is baron on his own patch, and the place positively seethes with envy and the dark passion to grow a better marrow than one's neighbour....- a clean and tidy car boot will provoke a derisory snort from the pleasant looking old chap who fulfills the role of 'Major-General' .... he's been on site forever and, I suspect, is the defacto ruler of the place.... he alone, perhaps, knows how the plots have been numbered.... his is 2A, is the prime site, has the biggest bathtub and established fruit trees.... the site is occupied by the most frightfully lopsided greenhouse cum shed thing I have ever seen.... I wonder whether behind this allotment character is a man whose conversation at home is limited to "Yes, dear"....- everyone who passes the Council's community site looks at the raised beds which offer a back-ache free alternative with envy.... yet no one, but no one feels they can show weakness by moving to the raised bed approach... an achy back appears to be a badge of honour... personally, I feel it's a bit like wanting to ride a bicycle without a seat....- a bit like joining the Executive of a large company, you get keys to the toilets when you are an allotment holder....- working on an allotment makes the post-allotment flagon of wine taste better, the bed more comfy, and the sleep more sound....And onto Sunday morning and other matters... a shiny magazine titled "VQ" has the affrontery to plop out of the bundle that is the Sunday Times... this is the magazine of the Leeds' Shopping Precinct, "The Victoria Quarter"... Harvey Nichols, Viv Westwood, Karen Millen, etc.... this wee tome further cements my dislike of the city which I have to travel to or (much better) through several times a month for work.... when I first came to Leeds in the late 90's, it was a bit down at heel, but quite bo-ho.... Now, it's setting itself as some kind of pastiche Dubai of Yorkshire... new tower blocks in various stages of construction are popping up everywhere, there's even one which looks like it's intended as the 'Burg Al Leeds' - you can see it and countless others as you go into the station from the London side, they're clustered around where the canal used to be (or might still be, but you can't really tell anymore) ... with house prices and the economy on the slide, I'm worried that Leeds' overly ambitious building programme is not so much looking towards a shining new future, but is, in actual fact, constructing the slums for the next generation.... what it's doing to the wild life around the canal, I dread to think.... Still, maybe I'm overly pessimistic and Leeds' town planners know something I don't... for all our sakes, I really hope they do!
Votes: 0
E-mail me when people leave their comments –

You need to be a member of Landscape Juice Network to add comments!

Join Landscape Juice Network

Open forum activity

Peter sellers replied to David Benson's discussion liquid moss killer
"Pro kleen liquid iron sulphate direct from Pro kleen around £21 for 2x5lts delivered. We put 2.5lts in a 12lt knapsack, thoroughly wet area, avoid hot windy days.
Have used it for years highly recommend."
23 hours ago
Martin Ashdown posted a discussion
We chat over knowing your numbers, eating frogs and RASI forms. Please like and share to help us grow this channel.https://open.spotify.com/episode/0PwhpTOoJrhqiyRRK32qM7?si=252f7534...
23 hours ago
Dave Colton replied to David Benson's discussion liquid moss killer
"I haven't use liquid iron but do use soluble iron sulphate, takes a wee bit more mixing as it's a powder but I find it goes further and is cheaper than the liquid, I get mine from agrigem."
yesterday
David Benson posted a discussion
i have to treat some small areas of lawn with a lot of paving round them and one area there is a swiming pool. my usual way is lawn sand and a broardcast spredder but this is not ideal for this job, what liquid killer do you recomend for a knapsack…
yesterday
James Brett liked Martin Ashdown's discussion Two Ordinary Blokes in Business Podcast
Sunday
James Brett updated their profile
Sunday
Bryn Edmondson updated their profile
Sunday
Sam Bainbridge replied to Dougie's discussion Looking for a new roller machine
"Horrible in the wet just shows we are all different. I wouldn't even consider hayter for the terrible collection reason"
Sunday
Groundleader replied to Peter sellers's discussion Retirement advice
"This is definitely NOT my field of expertise, but I'd guess what most buyers might be interested in, could include:
1)  What's the realistic market value of your "hard" assets (vehicles, machinery, tools, materials etc).
2)  For the "goodwill" part…"
Saturday
Greenlawns replied to Dougie's discussion Looking for a new roller machine
"I've used Hayter harrier 56 pro mowers for 30 years . They're the best for maintenance,  admittedly not great in the wet , but I wouldn't change . "
Saturday
Sam Bainbridge replied to Dougie's discussion Looking for a new roller machine
"Interesting with the weibang I've had 1 for 5yrs bought new and it's been fine nothing to report as of yet which compared to the honda new needing a new back end after 18 months."
Saturday
Sam Bainbridge replied to Dougie's discussion Looking for a new roller machine
"Buy an old Honda roller mower, the new ones break in 18 months and cost you £500 that is then repeated every 12 months.
Either a honda or others the same which actually came out of the same factory with different names, sharp, lawnflite, kaaz, all…"
Saturday
Max alam posted a discussion
Im looking for my first 100 founding members to join and use canopy and i have approx 65 spaces left.. if your in the UK running a garden maintenance / landscaping company and could be intrested , feel free to enter the waiting list.Thecanopyapp.com
Thursday
Tim Bucknall replied to Daniel Gillings @ DC inc's discussion Rumble strips in lawn!
"Can you change the direction of mowing? Always using a roller mower in the same pattern can cause this.
 "
Thursday
Max alam posted a discussion
does anyone find themselves spending money on an invoicing and qouting app? do some of you use tradify to manage bookings and schedule?whats the best way to manage workflow when you get busy in the season ?
Apr 27
Paul Errington replied to Daniel Gillings @ DC inc's discussion Rumble strips in lawn!
"Try using a Turf Teq Power Rake to smooth it out. It will mill off the high spots and work the spoil into the low bits."
Apr 27
More…

how good does this look?

Im looking for my first 100 founding members to join and use canopy and i have approx 65 spaces left.. if your in the UK running a garden maintenance / landscaping company and could be intrested , feel free to enter the waiting list.Thecanopyapp.com

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 39

Invoicing / Quoting

does anyone find themselves spending money on an invoicing and qouting app? do some of you use tradify to manage bookings and schedule?whats the best way to manage workflow when you get busy in the season ?

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 49