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The politics of reporting...

Posted by Gary RK on December 5, 2015 at 7:58pm in Info

A bit of light hearted comedy; came across this piece of the script from the BBC's "Yes, Prime Minister". Still so funny, yet so true:

Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by people who own the country; the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, and the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?

Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

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  • Graham Wright December 5, 2015 at 8:05pm

    :)

  • Gavin Gray December 5, 2015 at 9:29pm

    for the inner workings of government you should watch " In the thick of it" starring peter capaldi

    very much an eye opener

  • Paul McNulty December 6, 2015 at 9:13pm

    Loved this episode, When comedy didn't need to be controversial to be funny, just well-written.

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