We've been sat in the office today looking out of the window saying: -
Rain, rain go away we want to do some weed control today.
In light of our depression based on today's persistent rain (and most others in Jan) we thought we'd like to offer some light relief...so we're going to give-away a Progreen Weed Control Voucher worth £25 (off your next order) to the person that comes back with the best weather related ditty.
So feel free to get the thinking caps on... and hopefully cheer us up a bit.
We'll run the competition until midnight Sunday 2nd Feb '14.
Reply through the forum or email info@progreen.co.uk - subject LJN comp (if you don't like taking the limelite)
We'll announce the winning ditty next week. Good luck.
All the usual terms and conditions apply - if you need a copy please email us.
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OK here goes -
When I'm itching to get out there spraying, (Progreen products of course)
The knapsack gathers dust as the skies are greying.
but while I'm stuck in here in this damp winter gloom,
I'm still whistling merrily as its nearly Spring in bloom.
Oh rain "What a pain". Just when will you leave?
I'm Stuck in front of the Tv with only Jeremy Kyle to grieve.
Just dying to get out there, but the mud is too slick.
Even the powerful jet washer won't do the trick.
So come on Spring get a move on, about time this farce showed its rear
Ready to commence battle on the weeds and kick some arse with proclear.
I took advantage of todays weather(east mids sunny !)being the first dry day all week, & pruned some trees at a buisness i maintain the grounds for. Back again there tomorrow(weather permitting)to do the ones that overhang the road, as there will be minimal traffic on a sunday.
Rob
There once was a gardener called Eugene
Who always made sure he used PROGREEN
When it rained he abstained....
....And dug weeds in the rain..
Knowing PROGREEN would always make weeds go unseen.
:->
Eugene
Roses are red
vilots are blue
with out progreen's training
you wont have a clue,
so get on the cores
and get all you need
from weedkill to feed
the guys not there stuff,
and wont treat you rough,
so give them a call they know it all
And the winner.....based on a vote around the office via our email system, independently chosen and with no need for adjudication by a narrow margin is ......Red Robin Gardening
Red Robing Gardening if you want to email us your contact details at info@progreen.co.uk we can be in touch to sort out your hard earned winnings.
Thank you to everyone that entered it certainly lightened up a very dull wet day, week, month etc.
Louise
Thanks for choosing my poem. Glad you liked it, I will send off that email.
Its funny, when I read I won I suddenly felt lucky and checked my previous nights lottery ticket. Sod all! :)