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Caused a little chuckle this morning on the Radio when discussing the utlimate bucket list that determines if you've 'made it' :-)

Looking at the list below, I've clearly made it. I can tick off no 14. & no. 46....

Now, what's next for me ...

How many can you tick off or want to acheive ?

1. Holiday home

2. Children go to a good school

3. A cleaner

4. A nanny

5. Frequent shopping trips to other cities

6. Annual ski trips

7. Pony riding lessons for the kids

8. Have flown first class

9. A driveway longer than 200 yards

10. A wine cellar

11. A summer house

12. A home gym

13. A car ‘for weekend use’

14. A ride-on lawnmower

15. A personal numberplate

16. A hot tub

17. Golf club membership

18. Enjoy sailing at weekends

19. A small orchard in the garden

20. A home cinema system

21. An orangery

22. Shops in high-end supermarkets

23. Electric garage doors

24. A wet room

25. Designer luggage

26. Attends horse racing

27. A conservatory

28. An Aga

29. A TV larger than 55 inches

30. Eat lobster

31. His and hers sinks

32. Log burner

33. A TV in every room

34. Member of a tennis club

35. A fridge with an ice dispenser

36. 400 thread count sheets

37. A pedigree dog

38. A wine cooler

39. Takes the dog to doggy day care

40. Takes the dog for treatments

41. A Facebook page littered with foreign holiday snaps

42. A golf handicap of under 15

43. A lazy Susan

44. A picnic hamper

45. Matching bathrobes

46. Several gilets

47. Cricket whites

48. On first name terms with local priest/vicar

49. On first name terms with pub landlord

50. Have 2,000 Twitter followers

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  • PRO

    Maybe 13? Only drive the van during the week usually.

  • Nice bit of light hearted humour Gary - I can manage:

    9. A driveway longer than 200 yards - but only as I have to around another compound to get to my the house....

    13. A car ‘for weekend use’ - although it is quite old, generally pretty filthy and full of 'horse stuff'                                              too busy driving the truck all week...

    14. A ride-on lawnmower - two of - both for work...

    26. Attends horse racing - well it was Burghley Horse Trials - so not technically 'flat' racing...

    28. An Aga  - NOT YET - but I often think a solid fuel Rayburn would be useful...

    32. Log burner - well it's a multi-fuel stove and its my heating - without it i'd be cold!

    49. On first name terms with pub landlord - YES - although that may be because I work for the pub maintaining the garden as well as 'socializing' there...

  • PRO

    "A personal numberplate"

    Doesn't everyone have a personal number plate? :-)

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