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  • PRO
    Finally found the template for future job adverts....:)
  • PRO

    Oh such taskmaster, :-)

  • Love it how true!
  • Ha ha yes wage slave required for inflexible tyrant, must have no kids or life outside of work, this is one of the reasons I became self employed lol

  • PRO

    Are any of those "characteristics" listed in the advert acceptable for an employee ?

    • yes more people are working flexibly these days, this employer has obviously had problems with employees in the past and this is a composite of all the faults and excuses he has had...a very amusing advert but I would rather bend over and sand adolf hitlers floors than this guys lol

      • PRO

        Really !

        It is an amusing advert but gets across important points.

        I guess that's the way with some ex-employees - they soon find out how hard it is going alone, but then at least it's their own money they're wasting/spending....or clients they're letting down...

        ....lol

        • yes its an ad from the u.s. but from a british perspective it actually reads like the job description of a high court judge, lets face it, the old fashioned work ethic is simply a construct to make the poor and lower middle classes strive, the new breed of 21st century self employed have evolved beyond this

          • PRO

            Classic.

            "yes its an ad from the u.s. but from a british perspective it actually reads like the job description of a high court judge, lets face it, the old fashioned work ethic is simply a construct to make the poor and lower middle classes strive, the new breed of 21st century self employed have evolved beyond this"

      • As a matter of interest Billybop, do you employ anyone? 

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