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  • Claire Brown February 8, 2013 at 8:10pm

    no, - or should that be Neigh! - My suprise was that there was any meat in them at all! - however, joking aside, it makes me very glad that I can cook.

  • Wimbledon Gardens February 8, 2013 at 8:26pm

    Nice one Rowly - cracked me up

    Some advantages to being a veggie.

    Not eating Shergar has to be one of em!

  • Fenlandphil February 8, 2013 at 9:37pm

    "My daughter has always wanted a pony, so I’m buying her a Tesco Quarter Pounder for her birthday"
    .

    Buying her one bit at a time?

  • Fenlandphil February 8, 2013 at 10:00pm

    "Black Beauty."

    Ace.

  • Gordon Easson February 9, 2013 at 4:58pm

    No wonder there's been an explosion in the number of mares tails round our local burger van

  • Paul McNulty February 9, 2013 at 5:03pm

    What cheese do Findus use in their lasagne?

    Mask-a-pony

  • Gordon Easson February 9, 2013 at 5:08pm

    What about wiltShire ..boom boom

  • Steve London Stone February 9, 2013 at 7:34pm
    I had one of those findus beef lasagnes last week, I got a terrible dose of the trots :)
  • PRO
    Nick @ NM Garden Services Ltd February 9, 2013 at 7:48pm
    A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'

    Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'
  • Paul McNulty February 9, 2013 at 9:00pm

    Nag sale. It's an anagram.....

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