About the Landscape Juice Network

Founded in 2008. The Landscape Juice Network (LJN) is the largest and fastest growing professional landscaping and horticultural association in the United Kingdom.

LJN's professional business forum is unrivalled and open to anyone within within the UK landscape industry

LJN's Business Objectives Group (BOG) is for any Pro serious about building their business.

For the researching visitor there's a wealth of landscaping ideas, garden design ideas, lawn advice tips and advice about garden maintenance.

  1. My pet goldfish died (self-employed builder).
  2. I had a run-in with a cow (Midlands farmer).
  3. After seeing a volcanic eruption on the news, I couldn’t concentrate on anything else (London woman).
  4. My wife won’t give me my mail (self-employed trader).
  5. My husband told me the deadline was 31 March, and I believed him (Leicester hairdresser).
  6. I’ve been far too busy touring the country with my one-man play (Coventry writer).
  7. My bad back means I can’t go upstairs. That’s where my tax return is (a working taxi driver).
  8. I’ve been cruising round the world in my yacht, and only picking up post when I’m on dry land (South East man).
  9. Our business doesn’t really do anything (Kent financial services firm).
  10. I’ve been too busy submitting my clients’ tax returns (London accountant).

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