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A joke(its Friday)

Posted by paul mcdermott on January 11, 2013 at 8:06pm

It was Christmas eve .....a couple doing some last minute shopping when the husband goes missing.She phones him on his mobile,"where are you".In a calm voice he replied"darling remember the jewelry shop we went into 5 years ago and you fell in love with that diamond necklace that I couldn't afford.I said that one day I would get it for you".I remember she said her eyes filling with tears.
"Well love, I'm in the pub next door"

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