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  • Thermo August 18, 2013 at 8:00pm

    Answers as follows, select the most appropriate

    1) what is it? Answer its broken/ its scrap/ its modern art
    2) what does it belong to? Answer the other bit that's in the back of the van/truck/garage/clients garden/greenhouse after flyting off and going through the glass
    3) why is it like this? Answer one of the employees did it/ its a cheap Chinese import/ somebody else did it/ it just came off in my hand honest/ it wasn't me honest boss

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    Darren Walters August 18, 2013 at 8:10pm

    Technically, mostly correct, but not the answers I was looking for :-)

    p.s Do you want to buy a piece of modern art?

    Thermo said:

    Answers as follows, select the most appropriate

    1) what is it? Answer its broken/ its scrap/ its modern art
    2) what does it belong to? Answer the other bit that's in the back of the van/truck/garage/clients garden/greenhouse after flyting off and going through the glass
    3) why is it like this? Answer one of the employees did it/ its a cheap Chinese import/ somebody else did it/ it just came off in my hand honest/ it wasn't me honest boss

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