Customer Service gone mad!

I've received an email this evening from a well-known retailer which has perhaps the best reputation in the country for customer service.....this email was headed... "We're here to help you if you need advice on your recent purchase"Now, this is nice, indeed it's very nice... there's someone waiting on the end of a phone to give me advice if I need it - well, great....But then try as I might, I can't imagine what kind of advice I am going to need on a single size cotton white flat sheet and single size cotton white fitted sheet.....
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  • Oh! Where to start? Were there clear instructions as to which sheet should be placed on the bottom. What is the exceptable depth of turn over on the top sheet? What is the advisable distance between the top sheet and the head of the bed? Are hosptol corners still recomended by the good house-keeping guides? How do you do hospitol corners?

    It is these type of questions that keep me tossing and turning all night. Consiquently my sheets get in to a terrible mess and I have to re-make the bed in the middle of the night!

    If only I had some one at the end of the phone to advise me on such matters.
  • Do you want me to forward on the email?
  • It's ok thanks. I've opted for a sleeping bag! I'm guessing you get in through the hole at one end.
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