"If there is any larceny in a man,” said the American sportswriter Paul Gallico, “golf will bring it out.” James Bond ruthlessly exposed this when he took on Goldfinger (and Oddjob the caddy) in the most gripping round of fictional golf ever played and discovered the greedy chrysophilist was also a cheat.
I’ve got nothing against golf, but our passion for it is cheating future generations out of irreplaceable riches. Such as ancient woodland.
Councillors in Aberdeenshire have just approved a Jack Nicklaus-designed golf course in Stonehaven, but the developers could only afford to build it if there were also 90 five-bedroom homes on the site, 44 of which will be built in an ancient woodland called Slicewells Wood.
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