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I'm fed up of being filthy!

For what feels like months I have been getting home with soil through  my hair, grit and sweat in a paste all up my forearms, bashes and scrapes on my shins and grass clippings all over my trousers and in my shoes/socks and I am getting a little fed up! Every shower is a major scrubbing session, I can't even come in the house without taking off my clothes at the door for fear of dragging mud onto our cream hall carpet.

 

To top it off I am losing weight bit by bit no matter how much I eat. Started the season at 11st8 and have now crept down to 11st2. I can't keep he weight up no matter what.

 

Is there a way of doing this job without as much manual sweat muck and injury?

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    A bad day Dan ?folks would pay good money to lose weight and work in the worlds best office - outside.

    I usually wear chainsaw boots as this keeps the dirt out.

    I also wear a baseball cap to keep the sun and dirt off my head.
  • I know the feeling Dan,  My missus always frowns when i take my boots off and eject a pile of grass cuttings/soil/dust/sawdust onto the hallway floor, I'm amazed the waste pipe from the shower hasn't blocked up from the amount of brown water that goes down it every night. 

     

    I don't appear to be losing weight though?? 14 stone at the last weigh in, perhaps i'm not working hard enough???

  • I eat as much as I physically can, a few times a week I almost feel sick from it, and can't even maintain the weight. Winter time sees me gain a tiny amount but still eating like a pig. It's almost a serious issue and I have considered speaking to a professional for any advice they can give. I get very tired sometimes and this usually ties in with me losing a few lbs.

     

     

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    Lol. Exactamundo.

    Andrew Bentley said:

    Hey Dan!

     

    Just put on a shirt and tie, suit, shiny shoes and sit at your desk staring aimlessly at your computer for a few hours - then think - this is what lots of people do EVERY day to earn their money.......that should sort you out!

  • Too true, God i couldn't work in an office in a million years! 

    Andrew Bentley said:

    Hey Dan!

     

    Just put on a shirt and tie, suit, shiny shoes and sit at your desk staring aimlessly at your computer for a few hours - then think - this is what lots of people do EVERY day to earn their money.......that should sort you out!

  • Eat loads of high carb rich stuff in the evening and drink beer. The weight gain solution for many a skinny man. Slows you right down the next day but this also has a positive effect on your weight gain!. (I except no responsibility for any after effects or loss of earnings).
  • Hi Dan,

     

    Yup I feel your pain mate.

    Got mistaken for a gypsy a few weeks ago - by a methadone addict for god' sake! Was looking a bit rough to be fair. Covered in crap from a garden clearance.

    Re the weight loss thing I take protein powder shakes a couple of times a week, not that I'm worried about losing weight (13st 7lb currently) just helps with the recovery a little when things are particularly tough and ensures you get enough protein. Personally I find it hard to get food down during the day when I'm really busy.

     

     

     

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    This should keep you clean?

  • I prefer the dust and grass to the engine oil, grease and particularly brake dust I used to get covered in working in the motor trade. Constantly feeling 'grimy' - no thank you.

    As regards weight loss and fitness, I was talking to a very fit 76 odd year old that 'does' a few gardens near me - we worked out in just one day in his week he walks 12-14 miles behind various mowers.

    He has been offered the use of a ride on for one large lawn but declined as it didn't meet his standards of finish...

  • Were there's muck there's brass
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