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  • We were going to call our company
    "dirty hoes" but we went for mighty mowers instead
  • Seen Fork n' Weeds both here and in NZ 

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    I've strimcutandblow.com based I'm Dublin. Havnt really marketed yet but planning to. Whst ya think
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    I saw a box van which had ''Poetry in Steel'' emblazoned on the side which made me curious as to the vans contents . Hopefully some aesthetically pleasing item .

  • I saw "Tree wise men" once that had me laughting. And tell apprentices that all Hoes are to be respected and not thrown into the back of a van
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    My wife told me I should have started a timber merchant called "Simmons me timber". She must like pirates!
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    I have the Lawn Ranger which is now Lawn Ranger Grounds Maintenance Ltd. I get many a comment of good name, to where's tonto ! if i hear that one again ! I'm still in two minds do bigger companies takes play on words co names seriously than the more boring Andy Palmer Grounds Maintenance. 

    Still i suppose Apple didn't do to bad did they. Wonder if Steve ever pondered on Job's computers !

  • Just remembered a company used to have a banner across the top of the windscreen of thier van that said " we do it with hoes"
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    'Touch of Grass' are a uk artificial turf company! quite clever

    www.touchofgrass.co.uk

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    Hoes seems to be featuring pretty heavily here.

    I'm not sure what my customers would think if I turned up with "I've got hoes, in different area codes" written on the side of my van...although, it could possibly be an ad-on business for the winter months?

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